Dear Love-Advice Columnist,
I have a huge crush on this guy who just moved into my apartment building. Not only is he one of the nicest guys I've ever met, he's also really cute. When I found out that he's already engaged to my old college opponent (my least favorite person, of all people!), I went a little nuts. OK, I got really upset and put a spell on him that made him fall head over heels in love with me . . . did I mention that I'm a witch?
Sure I have extra powers, but in the romance department I've been shortchanged. I don't date much (Seriously, why is it that the good ones are always taken?) and I'm always such a basket case during the holidays. I hardly leave my apartment. Instead of getting fat on colorful treats, I basically stop eating.
I thought this guy was my one shot at happiness, but now everything is such a mess that I'm starting to feel guilty about casting that spell.
But I'm afraid that if I tell him the truth he'll never want to see me again. How can I tell him that I didn't know that I was going to actually fall in love, and end up wanting him to love me for real, too?
Gillian, Lovesick Witch in New York City
Dear Gillian, Lovesick Witch in New York City,
I've never gotten a letter from a witch before, but I'll do my best to answer your questions. It seems that nobody's immune to the side effects of "love potion no. 9," not even powerful witches such as yourself.
You're right. You probably shouldn't have put a spell on your neighbor because it's hard to build a trusting relationship founded on deception. It's unfair to trick somebody into romance, especially when they were already promised to someone else.
On the upside though, telling him the truth might be a good test of his authentic love for you. Let him make his own decision. If he's not the one for you, now's a good time to find out.
Your Favorite Love-Advice Columnist
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